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(Date Posted:10/08/2006 12:41 AM)
This'm my first post here, so I hope I'm not transgressing any local customs or anything. Greetings, all! Anyway, just wanted to share what happens when I spend a day listening to Songs, E.P.Onymous and Bellow on continuous loop: I start noticing recurring themes through the songs they choose and taking them rather too seriously. So, life in a Spiers and Boden song--and how to survive it.If you go down to the woods today, you'll probably be dead by morning.If you survive the woods, you probably did so by cutting body part(s) off people.Being invited out of your bower at night is probably bad for your longevity, particularly if your beloved takes you out into the woods (see 1. above).All sailors are either horny and insatiable or horny and frustrated. This is probably because they've been brought up to believe that strategic parts of their anatomy grow mould unless constantly exercised.If you have the misfortune to be arrested, your only hope is to find a boyfriend or girlfriend before they try to hang you.When a woman conceives a child out of wedlock, it's a sure sign that someone's about to be dismembered.
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