(Date Posted:18/01/2006 12:41 AM)
I'm having endless fun with this. I think I need a holiday ;o)
1. All swans in England belong to john spiers!
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be john spiers.
3. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by john spiers as he rode out to
collect warriors slain in battle.
4. Antarctica is the only continent without john spiers.
5. Reindeer like to eat john spiers.
6. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for john spiers, and
wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
7. John spiers can sleep for three and a half years.
8. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr John spiers Head.
9. If you blow out all the candles on john spiers with one breath, your wish will come true.
10. If you break john spiers, you will get seven years of bad luck.
1. Jon Bodenolatry is the mindless worship of Jon Boden.
2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Jon Boden.
3. Jon Boden has a bifurcated penis.
4. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Jon Boden!
5. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Jon Boden had to
pay a special Jon Boden tax.
6. Jon Bodenomancy is the art of telling the future with Jon Boden.
7. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Jon Boden would protect them from
evil spirits.
8. Without its lining of Jon Boden, your stomach would digest itself!
9. Jon Boden is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
10. Jon Boden can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
*goes back to being bored*
I should read a book really ;o)
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Girls you've got to know, when it's time to turn the page, when you're only wet because of the rain...
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(I don't think ours would put up with such treatment!): 
rk