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(Date Posted:16/01/2006 8:46 PM)
Melodeons definitely mark their territory ... to the extent that even alpha-male cats don't come near while they're calling out 
Cheers
Nick
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(Date Posted:17/01/2006 12:43 PM)
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Melodeons definitely mark their territory ... to the extent that even alpha-male cats don't come near while they're calling outCheersNick
Here is one who can cope with the concertina, at least!:
And while I was looking I found this, which I'm afraid made me howl with laughter (I don't think ours would put up with such treatment!):
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(Date Posted:17/01/2006 10:41 PM)
I'm having endless fun with this. I think I need a holiday ;o)
1. All swans in England belong to john spiers!
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be john spiers.
3. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by john spiers as he rode out to
collect warriors slain in battle.
4. Antarctica is the only continent without john spiers.
5. Reindeer like to eat john spiers.
6. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for john spiers, and
wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
7. John spiers can sleep for three and a half years.
8. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr John spiers Head.
9. If you blow out all the candles on john spiers with one breath, your wish will come true.
10. If you break john spiers, you will get seven years of bad luck.
1. Jon Bodenolatry is the mindless worship of Jon Boden.
2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Jon Boden.
3. Jon Boden has a bifurcated penis.
4. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Jon Boden!
5. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Jon Boden had to
pay a special Jon Boden tax.
6. Jon Bodenomancy is the art of telling the future with Jon Boden.
7. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Jon Boden would protect them from
evil spirits.
8. Without its lining of Jon Boden, your stomach would digest itself!
9. Jon Boden is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
10. Jon Boden can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
*goes back to being bored*
I should read a book really ;o)
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(Date Posted:18/01/2006 6:16 PM)
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be john spiers.
Bizarrely, that means there should be about 4 John Spiers around the world at the moment 
And Jon B should definitely be worried about number 3...
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Nick
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(Date Posted:18/01/2006 7:32 PM)
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there should be about 4 John Spiers around the world at the moment
And you can find them all on the first page Google throws up.
And Jon B should definitely be worried about number 3
Hmmmm. What worries ME is how does Swirls KNOW?
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(Date Posted:19/01/2006 12:08 AM)
Pfft... I know everything 
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(Date Posted:19/01/2006 10:38 AM)
Sorry - I hadn't a clue what 'bifurcated' meant, so had to look it up! Repeated below, for any others in the same situation ...
. adjective /bif rkt/ forked; branched
Yes, 'twould be very painful!!
Mrs K
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(Date Posted:19/01/2006 1:49 PM)
Reply to : Countess Richard
"there should be about 4 John Spiers around the world at the moment "
And you can find them all on the first page Google throws up.
Ah yes, all on page 1...
ASUW Experimental College :: John Spiers - John Spiers has been trading worldwide since 1974 and teaching with the Experimental College since 1984.
DBLP: John Spiers - Co-author of "Industry Panel on The Direction of Object Oriented Technology in the Marketplace"
John Spiers - A member of the www.photo.net community since August 25, 2002.
John Spiers - Professor. Author of George Gissing and the City: Cultural Crisis and the Making of Books in Late
Victorian England
There are more on other pages too:
Design Creations is owned and operated by John Spiers (B. Ed) in Geraldton, Western Australia
John Spiers (Chief Executive) is a graduate of Clare College, Cambridge with more than 25 years experience of investment research.
John Spiers is a registered nurse at the University of Hawaii
Rev. John Spiers, former Moderator of the Presbytery of Glasgow, was born in Edinburgh in 1943.
John Spiers offers tourist guiding services in KwaZulu-Nata, South Africa.
John Spiers sits on the Scottish Executive of the Environment & Rural Affairs Dept, Plants, Horticulture and Potatoes Branch
and my favourite:
"This slim but thoughtful volume is a work of scholarship. John Spiers, chairman of the Patients Association, has thought deeply about issues of life and death and moral choices in health care. The book is based on a public lecture in which he gave tentative and qualified support for voluntary euthanasia."
So, he's quite an all-rounder 
Cheers
Nick
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(Date Posted:06/02/2006 1:08 AM)
Oh dear!!
*trying to catch breath*
Oh i absolutely laughed myself silly at that list about Squeezy and Jon!
And yes i admit it!! I discovered Jon Bodenolatry!! I am its Grand Poobah!! 
*roflmol*
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(Date Posted:28/04/2006 5:05 PM)
And did you know Jon Boden plays rugby in his spare time?
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(Date Posted:28/04/2006 6:11 PM)
Ten top trivia tips about fiddles!
1. Fiddles are actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
2. Marie Antoinette never said "Let them eat cake"- this is a mistranslation of "let them eat fiddles."
3. Fiddles are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than fiddles!
4. Devoid of cells and proteins, fiddles have the same chemical makeup as sea water!
5. By tradition, a girl standing under fiddles cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
6. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in fiddles.
7. Fiddlesicide is the killing of fiddles.
8. If you put a drop of liquor on fiddles, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
9. If you cut fiddles in half and count the number of seeds inslde, you will know how many children you are going to have.
10. Fiddles will always turn right when leaving a cave.
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